oh-calamityyy:

can we talk about this

squidyword:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

he doesn’t look very mchappy

my-jurisdiction:

WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING

cocastiel:

mellro:

edwardspoonhands:

karenhallion:

miss-nobody13:

itsprongs:

Oh god guys. JK Rowling is a genius, and so is this person.

the thing I love about this fandom is that there are 7 books and 8 movies to observe. so every once in a while some blessed soul finds a piece of information that makes all the magic resurface again

Mind. Blown. 

Oh Lord…it’s a metaphor too. It’s symbolic of Neville holding on to his past, the horrors of what happened to his parents, of being a passive vessel for that atrocity. As if the terrible thing kept happening and would never stop happening. 

When he moves forward and becomes part of his own story instead of the story of his past, his strength surges. 

TEAM NEVILLE FOR LIFE

It also shows that if you give a kid the wrong tool, he may be a genius but he’s never going to be able to build something with it.

vir-adahlen:

kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish

is this mass effect

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

the-dawn-is-near:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

how I deal with my parents cruel ness

Wait, where are her parents again?

Disney. That’s where.

Without me.

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

cosima-brickhaus:

Tatiana Maslany & Jordan Gavaris at The Nerd HQ Panel SDCC 2014

"Tatiana spends half her day pretending to be a cat."

-actual quote from Graeme Manson.

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Two sentence horror stories.

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